I have often wondered...i do that a lot....whether it is just me or if everyone tortures themselves over what others would think.. I mean when iam walking on the street and i have a piece of paper in hand..i have this mortal fear that people will see me if i drop it anywhere other than in a bin and what will i do then..probably die of embarrasment ... it has never occured to me that people on the roads have a lot more to do than looking around to see who is dropping what on the road.Oh no!!! i mean what else can all these people who are hurring on the road think about other than where iam disposing off that tiny piece of paper in my hand...never mind that it is soooo small as to be obscure ...i mean ...i have my fist clenched don't I ? so obviously I have something in my hand. I am waiting at the lights and i cringe looking at my nails ...bitten half off...omg....look at that girl on the scooter beside me...i mean LOOK at her nails...they are awesome .They are nicely shaped , a pretty pink AND they are whole, not bitten bits hanging for dear life to my finger. Whatever should I do ...I just KNOW that she is going to turn around and smirk at my nails. Never mind that she is probably busy thinking whether she needs to turn left or right at the signal....she will definitely find time to smirk.I just know it! At the supermarket i get to see this really trendy looking couple and they happened to look at me and smile ...woah!!! smile?? why did they do that ?? I look into my shpping basket oh no!!! I ve got Charmin's Ultra Strong toilet rolls... Can you believe this? Of course !! Thats why that couple back there smiled....no iam sure they didnt smile...that was definitely a sneer. Dont you know that there are some people who can school their sneers into a pleasant smile? You didnt??!! Boy!!! Are you an innocent!!! Iam sure their baskets must have been filled with real heppy stuff...like i dont know.... sixth sense stuff.... u know .....pot pourri and stuff... or maybe ...Ultra Sensitive tissue..but i can recognise a sneer anywhere !!!! and then...ok...maybe its time to stop...i can just FEEL y'all thinking...oh yes i can.... WHAT a klutz!!!!:))))