I ve always been BIG or the dreaded F word... no no...u ve got me wrong there!!!! I mean FAT.!!!!! ALWAYS!!! Well... maybe not always....as people love to remind me... " you were such a skinny toddler!!! I just cant beleve that u turned out fat!!ha ha ha ..." oooh boy!!! have always wished i could do a Harry Potter and say"silencio"or even better"engorgio". Anyways...pulling myelf from pleasant thoughts of what i could do if i had a wand.... maybe i was not always this big but have been ever since it mattered!!! I remember being 11 and i joined a new school ...my nickname there was not very complimentary ...it was not very original either ...children being their boring selves. I was called Fatso or Fred Flintstone...Yeah i know....thats what i thought then !!! It really didnt help that my best friend turned out to be the class belle. You know...she was the kind that looked nice whatever she did AND she was really really slim too!!!! Soon... we came to be known by different nicknames... oooh boy!!!! u got that right...Laurel and Hardy!!!! Soon the class belle turned into the school beauty . By the time we were 14... she was this beautiful girl with great legs...lovely teeth....great complexion...u get my drift??? To be honest ...looking back.... i was not bad...nope... I was worse!!! I put on some more weight and had to wear thick glasses and got into the most god awful scrapes u can think of!!! there was this time when i ... well maybe some other time!!! Getting back to my "weighty" problem . My truly best friend...and she was the best......started getting noticed by all the boys even the Big Boys...12th graders ...no less and me...as is the standard procedure...i was the official letter /message bearer!!! OUCH!!! Having said all that , i still remember how much fun the two of us had reading those letters and I must say that I miss her a lot!!!!
Now...Iam all grown up ...great husband ..beautiful daughter ...same problem!!!! I am still F F ...auuuuuughhhh...lets just say big...shall we ?? I ve often wondered if the entire female population in the world is a size zero ... seeing that that is the only size stocked in all stores. It is mighty regular for salesmen to blush and shake their head if i ask for a " Bigger " size in any of the dresses stocked!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! Not all of us want to look emaciated like Kareena Kapoor!!!!!
The worst part is...i dont even have to eat to put on weight...all i need to do is LOOK at a chocolate bar or even THINK about it!!!I can actually FEEL myself SWELL!!! OH NO!!!! There i go again......
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!
Did you steal my story or what!!!
I can relate to this since I too am considered obese by the world though I am perfectly comfortable with myself. I too have problems finding clothes & undergarments, my size. However, being F.. has its advantages since no one dares to mess with me.
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